NOSEY: Greetings, cybernuts! This is I.B. Nosey, your official unofficial reporter! Today I’m at the threshold of Chew the Fat Gym-Dandy Spa and— *gasps* What’s going on in here? *stares at all vigorous activity* GIRL: *sitting at desk filing her nails* Hey, fella. Don’t just stand there. Time to get toned and tanned. NOSEY:…